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Oh! Bagaimana Teknologi Mengubah Manusia

+ thanks Ahmad Musahimi Ahmad Tarmizi

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Oh! Anak, Bapak & Sosej

Ada kisah seorang anak yang diberi peluang untuk belajar di Amerika untuk dapatkan degree, tapi selepas 15 tahun, tak pernah lulus, akhirnya bapak dia dah tak sanggup lagi tanggung beban wang untuk anaknya itu, terpaksalah dia bawak balik ke Malaysia.

Sepanjang perjalanan dari airport ke rumah, bapaknya diam aje (marah la tu).

Si anak dah rasa tak best, so dia pun cari la idea untuk berbual & tunjuk pada bapak dia yang dia kat Amerika ada gain something la dgn pekembangan teknologi. So dia cakap dgn bapak dia:

Anak: Bapak tau tak, kat Amerika sekarang teknologi dah maju giler. Sekarang nak buat sosej tak payah nak sembelih lembu, buang kulit, masuk je lembu dalam machine, dah jadi sosej….

Bapak: Itu teknologi dah lapuk la. Kat Malaysia lagi advance. Bapak masa 32 tahun dulu, masukkan sosej aje dah keluar lembu sekor… menyusahkan plak tu…

Anak: 😆

Psstt: Ok, OhTidak is back!! hehehe

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Oh! Do not use Elavator!

+ via Mystrique

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Oh! Just for Laughs

DON’T LOOK AT NAKED LADY
Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I’ll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already!

NAMES OF WIVES
A malay man had 4 wives, and he called his…
4th wife….. baby doll
3rd wife….. china doll
2nd wife…..barbie doll
1st wife….. panadol !

HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME
This is how India got its name…..
The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country and his mistress ask him “is it In Dear?”…

RESEARCH FINDING
Research shows men are fatter than women because
every-night men get fresh milk & 2 papayas
women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch!

ARAB MAN
An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
‘Your name pls.’?
“Abdul Aziz ”
“Sex? ”
“Six times a week!! ”
“No, no, I mean male or female! ”
“Doesn’t matters, sometimes even camel !”

SERVICE
Sex is like a restaurant.
Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service”

HAPPY MAN
What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of cosmo.
Son on the cover of sports illustrated.
Mistress on the cover of playboy
and .. Wife on the cover of “missing persons”

SWIMSUIT
Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section.

GOOD AMBITION
Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.

DENTIST
Woman complaining to dentist: “It’s so painful, I’ll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed.”
Dentist: “Make up your mind soon, I’ll adjust the chair accordingly.”

VIRGIN
Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read :
BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to: ” RETURNED UNOPENED ”

OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.
On their first night both were crying – why???
Coz she didn’t know anything, and he had forgotten everything.

Pssttt: Haha, made my day!! korang?

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Oh! The best way to kill your Husband

Berikut adalah beberapa cara untuk membunuh suami yang curang secara perlahan-lahan..

ada lagi..

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Oh! Stupid Candid


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Oh! Buang Tebiat Nak Mampos

Itulah, dulu kecik-kecik suruh mati taknak.. Dah besar buat benda-benda bodoh.. Alahai

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Oh! What a Bloopers